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Monday, March 26, 2012

If Bassets wanted to use Computers


Nougat would definitely have been a very capable hacker. She would have used these skills to build up an illegal-anywhere-else account in the Caiman Islands worth several bone shaped cookie factories. She would also have donated some of this money to rescue organizations as ‘Anonymous Dog’. Even the Seeing Eye Dog foundation would have received vast amounts going towards the research of a collar that could translate a dog’s words into a human language. Bassets of course do not need such collars since their feelings and intent is clearly written on their faces except when they are planning a kitchen counter heist.

Bofa would have been a keen user of Google Maps. He would have researched interesting places, memorize the GPS co-ordinates and then go of to find the place by ignoring the directions and just following his nose. We would not have seen him too often. He would bring us back stuff that we would not want like kills that were fresh some time ago. But he would mean well. If he was less of a live-in-the-real-world guy he would have blogged about his adventures.

Horton would have been a gamer with a serious X-Box setup. I would only have seen him when he came to the kitchen to raid the fridge or when his hair gel was finished and he experienced a crises because of it.

Butter would have been addicted to Google and Weird Science blogs. She would have read and read and read and then stop to think about it, then after a while she would simply just have said ‘That is so cool… Imagine that.’


Bofa the Explorer



That is if Bassets wanted to use computers.


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